Marketing: Where are they now?

I was getting kinda hungry from greeting all the new members of Meetings Diva. Suddenly, I remembered that I had a Mrs. Field's gift premium cookie left over from Wednesday's BizBash Expo NY. I had meant to use it as a graphic for my article in the Newark Examiner, but went with another picture instead.

So now I'm eyeing it hungrily, but suddenly I stop short.

Notice the date. According to the frosting (which is all I have to go by), this marriage took place more than TWO YEARS AGO. Does that mean the cookie is also two years old? Am I going to end up like Elaine on Seinfeld if I eat this cookie?

Perhaps, offers the junk food junkie inside me, Trent & Danielle renewed their marriage vows at the BizBash Expo NY, and relaunched this cookie to show they could still get into their tux and gown?

Finally, I rationalize, the people at Mrs. Field's Cookies simply chose a nice example from their picture library to demonstrate the premium abilities of their cookies. And if that's not enough, I turn the cookie over and notice that it's white chocolate macadamia nut.

This cookie is HISTORY.